1. (Source: violettarainbow, via phobias)

     

  2. the-eleventh-blog:

    captaintinypockets:

    YOU HEAR THAT BRITAIN?

    IT’S THE SOUND OF YOUR TEA BEING POURED INTO THE HARBORimage

    MAKE SURE YOU DON’T FALL IN AND DROWN

    INSURANCE DOESN’T COVER THAT

    image

    (via orgasm)

     

  3. quickweaves:

    Telling white people to stay in their lane is useless cause they couldn’t even stay in their continent

    (via relahvant)

     

  4. "I want to cry but my eye makeup looks so good right now."
    — Everyone, at some point in their lives  (via acceptvnce)

    (Source: yukulele, via mylittlearcreactor)

     

  5. rnikedirnt:

    rnikedirnt:

    my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’

    i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous 

    (via unsmokable)

     

  6. rnikedirnt:

    rnikedirnt:

    my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’

    i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous 

    (via unsmokable)

     

  7. damianmcgintleman:

    "you’re too young to determine your sexuality" said no one to the heterosexual teenager

    (via phobias)

     

  8. radgoku:

    original-poster:

    radgoku:

    the first person to poop must have been like ???????????????

    As an infant they probably didn’t register what was happening

    i was imagining a grown ass man. a man with a beard. a man hunting alaskan mammoths to provide for his family. i forgot babies. i forgot babies existed

    (via surreptitious-stories)

     
  9. lordoftheinternet:

    angry90slesbian:

    This lady is wearing pants with HER OWN FUCKING FACE ON THEM

    true success

    (via steverogerspeepee)

     
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